Player Profile: Clive Brooks

Cliff, Gargoyle, Mr TSJ - Club secretary, groundsman, first XI wicket keeper

Son of the legendary Neville and brother of Big Bird Russ, Clive IS Tottington St Johns Cricket Club. It's fairly safe to say that without Clive and his ilk, many sports clubs simply wouldn't exist. Clive's been at TSJ for over 20 years and pretty much kept the club going since the 90s with his massive involvement off the pitch, as club secretary, groundsman, jack of all trades etc.

But enough of that! Clive is a wicket keeper of some repute, having won the 1st division keeping prize several times, and also a handy lower order batsman. Although the scores have dried up in recent times, he is still capable of some monster hitting. Not to mention also getting out constantly to the ridiculous Brooks one-legged hoick, which both he and brother Russ have perfected! Behind the stumps Cliff is vocal, although quite often the loudest words are saved for his exchanges with Russ when the latter is bowling. There's ALWAYS a moment where four byes go through and the pair of them kick off. Great fun, especially if you're standing at slip and can titter away!

Cliff's fiery reputation almost landed him in hot water many years ago when he chased some troublemaking lads off the ground one night at practice. One of the dads came down to have a word, and Clive responded in true "Battling Brooks" fashion by laying him out as well! It was CLASSIC!

There are too many great stories about Cliff to recount here, if you have a word with Kieran, Rowdy or Doc they will fill you in (and Kieran will no doubt regale you with the finest impersonation this side of Rory Bremner)!

Memorable Moments

Dozens. Signalling his own 6 at Dalians was hysterical! Any time we can get him to say "River Ribble". Winning the keeping awards. Smashing Springhead's bowling all over the place in the 90s. The infamous moment where he was sent on as a reserve fielder for Springhead (it's always Springhead!) and shelled a catch. Getting married in 2007 and having his horse crap all over Booth Street!