Prior to the cup game against Radcliffe, Michelle was eagerly brandishing her lovingly-prepared mid-season average list! Now for some unfathomable reason she's only provided me with the top 8 batters, so I've taken the small liberty of adding in a few statistics of my own just to beef it up.
| The Veteran Jane | 13.89 |
| Captain Fantastic | 11.78 |
| Scary Vicky T | 11.33 |
| Danielle "Roadrunner" Doodson | 10.38 |
| Backfield Katie | 9.00 |
| "Triple 8" Suzanne | 8.88 |
| Huricane Alli, the Human Target | 8.78 |
| 5 a day Trish | 8.19 |
Congrats to those who are leading the way; the fact that everyone's bunched close together is showing that it's been a real team effort this year!
| Win loss record (all competitions) | 7-4 |
| Number of officials Michelle has fallen out with | 5 |
| Bases stolen by Danielle | 433 |
| Times Jane has heeded her own advice between innings | 0 |
| Celebrity fans | 2 |
| Number of new nicknames provided this year | 17 |
| Most catches in a game | 4 - Alli v Bury Felt B |
| Best catch | Michelle's one handed effort against Bury Felt B |
| Average time spent discussing shoes per match | 33 minutes |
| Number of times Radcliffe supporters shouted "Patience" in the cup game | 150 |
| Number of match reports censored | 2 |
| References to blue WKD in match reports | 31 |
| Most dismissals in an innings | 9 - Trish v Raccy Borough |
| Most ridiculous car number plate | Fluffy |
| Number of people adhering to my 5 point plan | 0 |
| Keeping it in the family | The Waltons |
| Injuries sustained during the match | 1 |
| Injuries sustained during pre-match catching warm up | 25 |
| Best throw | Fluffy / Alex / Michelle |
| Most ridiculous match report item | Lord Byron's quiz |
| Total number of comedy falls by the team | 36 |
| % comedy falls performed by Alli | 97% |
| Number of items I was asked for against Radcliffe that I didn't have in my possession | 7 (including hair grips, first aid kit and a bra) |
| Daftest catching style | Let's All Do The Luxton |
| Most promising youngster | Danielle / Olivia (shared) |
| Average height over the batter's head that Michelle bowls | 25 feet |
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