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Michelle Handley
Captain, bowler, first base Holds the record for most scored in one innings, and makes sure everyone knows about it! "Time for drinky poos". Party animal and chief gossip; drives like Mika Hakkonen. Holder of the record for most blue WKDs consumed in one afternoon. Now sponsored by Matchmakers. |
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Jane Doodson
Bowler, first base Founding member of team, General dogsbody, Old Mother Doodson. "If I don't organise it, then no-one else will!" Veteran Jane is a team icon and regular high scorer, and despite having an iPhone for years has no clue how to use it. |
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Trish Greenwood
Back stop, back field, Child Protection Officer, Player's Player 2010. Close contender for Queen of the Comedy Fall whilst playing. "Give me your money" (as soon as one foot is set on the pitch). Thinks orange Fanta counts for her 5 a day. Drunk antics at 2010 rounders gala were a sight to behold. |
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Suzanne Thompson
2nd base A fair-weather player! (can't get the hair wet). Prize winner - Players' player 2009. Often on the minutes, but worth waiting for! Performs solidly at 2nd base and scores useful points ... |
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Kate Caldwell
Backstop / 2nd/3rd base, Child Welfare Officer "Fluffy". Often heard before seen. "Bleep bleep bleep bleep" (too extreme to print). Can't bowl for toffee! Has developed into a great backstop and has a proper comedy number plate on her car. Loves a good warm up. Good banter with the Coach, but hasn't got one over him ... yet! |
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Danielle Doodson
Back field / bowler A great little player, but absolutely hates being told what to do by Mum Jane and Big Sis Michelle. Scores outrageous rounders and steals bases like you wouldn't believe. Very strong throw. Brings as much attitude to the team as Fluffy. |
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Vicky Turner
Anywhere and everywhere Prize winner - highest average scorer in 2009 AND 2010 (beat Jane!!) (just) "Chill out!" Comes across as slightly mad and very scary, but isn't really ... yet another of our medical practitioners! |
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Helen Vernon
3rd/4th base Regular member of team for many years - "Mrs Nice". if there was an award for niceness/team spirit, Helen would win. Also drives her posh car at high speed! |
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Katie Howarth
Backstop / back field Good all round team player, glad she's on our team - wouldn't want to be on the other end of her throw - OUCH!! Scored useful runs in 2010 and is our hardest "base hitter". |
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Allison Booth
Back field / tips, Club Secretary, Spider Tamer "Allisoni". "The Human Target". Needs to work on her throw, and is rapidly becoming queen of the comedy fielding moment. Scores useful runs! She's from Redcar you know ... tremendous sense of humour (good job really). Weak phlange. Club Secretary for 2011 and responsible for spider clearance from the scorebox! |
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Alex Walton
Back field, Most Improved Player 2010 Another newcomer in 2010, adds glamour to the backfield and works hard on her game (so much so she became our MIP 2010). Joined at the hip with ... |
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Sara Doherty
Back field Yet another newcomer, Sara (SJD) is another girl that likes to party. Dating a cricketer - not one of ours! Glamour girl Sara is new to the sport, and occasionally turns up wearing what looks like a hanky ... anyone for Pimms? |
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Olivia "Livvi" Thompson
3rd/4th base/back field Often away in fairyland ... until shouted at by Jane. Now our youngest member who just gets better every year. One to watch in the future. |
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John Boy
Dashing brolly provider The other half of the Glamour couple with SJD, impossibly rugged John provides daft humour and is Dr P's official brolly handler. Believes Belgium is a romantic holiday destination ... |
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Mandi
Cheerleader Dr P's other half, Mandi is our newest celeb fan. As a former competitive gymnast, can we expect cartwheels on the sidelines? Notorious vodka drinker! |
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Tony
Drinks organiser, crooner Rolf Harris' number 1 fan, Tony is Trish's other half and a dead ringer for Buster Bloodvessel. A dab hand with both drink and microphone in hand ... |
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Macie Moo
Player of the future? Katie's daughter, the cutie on the sidelines. Falls over as much as Trish but in Macie's case this is age, not drink, related ... |
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Kate Luxton
Back field, catching maestro Party animal and style queen, Kate is absolute comedy gold in the field. Let's All Do The Luxton ... |
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Debbie Thomas
3rd base/tips Another close contender for Queen of the Comedy Fall whilst playing. Has played for many years - any more team spirit and she'd burst! Highly-active facebooker! |
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Jemma Hargreaves
Animal trainer, "JMH" Former celeb fan Jemma is now on the team! Lovely JMH has a Chinese dog, Chang, and says "hahahahaaaaaaaaa!" a lot. Also plays tennis! Highly entertaining. Has even more freckles than the coach. |
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Wayne
Team crooner Often heard singing ballads with Tony, Wayne is a keen fan, especially on gala day. Away more than Long Distance Clara, but usually makes a 1,000 mile round trip to see us get pummelled by Westbury |
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Lord Byron
Style guru Quite simply the most stylish man alive. Byron has a handy line in sarcasm and shoes *to die for*. With a gaggle of women hanging round his feet, and amazing sweaters, Lord is our very own Val Doonican! Just don't ask him for a black coffee ... and milk |
Reports are brought to you by Dr P, who actually is a doctor, but not a medical one. He's a world expert in shocking puns, and songs with brackets in the title. Team roles include: Motivator, Coach, Navigator, Fluffy's Bat Repairer, Match Reporter and Comedian. He is available for childrens parties, bar-mitzvahs and any dance-related activity. (Testimonial from Jane: "now I fully understand why people believe genius to be closely related to madness"). All comments welcome to webmaster@tsjcc.co.uk.
