Editor's Note: According to the famous quote, "In space, no-one can hear you scream". I would like to know how they've actually proved this. And also just what you'd be screaming at - presumably if you saw a comet heading for Uranus or something.
So here we are in August and with the end of the season looming over us like a huge great black cloud. It's been an absolutely cracking season, so the thought of no more rounders is filling me with a great well of despair. However, there are still 3 games and 3 reports to get through, so let's press on shall we.
It's been a week of great celebration all round. Young Katie celebrated a birthday (many happy returns) and Allisoni Mascarpone became an Auntie (congratulations). And of course our glorious skipper, the lovely Michelle, turns 30 this week. 30! Can you believe it? Oh and Jane announced that she's becoming a vampire. Some of these may or may not feature in what you're about to read ...
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