Editor's Note: The following report was submitted by team captain Michelle after 5 days of painstaking post-match reflection and critical analysis - and a heavy weekend of boozing. It's hard-hitting, to the point, and perfectly sums up the emotions and feelings stirred up by a calamitous 80-18 defeat at the hands of Westbury.
oh dear!!! it can only get better*!!
* Like your reports - Ed
Meanwhile veteran Jane Doodson commented: "This report's taken over a week to put together", thus clearly indicating the high levels of expertise required to put together such a masterpiece ... starting in advance of the game itself!
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