Top 5

Top 5 A series of lists based on events, players, matches and any other TSJ-related topics. Please get in touch and suggest your own for this feature - we've added a few to get the ball rolling!

Rowdy's Top 5 Stories

  1. The train stopping at Metal Box to allow Glen Greenidge to get off
  2. The Kinseys talking out some poor batsman who was wearing unusual footwear: "Chriiiiiist, he's wearing ... black pumps"
  3. Eddie Smith getting a shocker of a decision and then bowling "the fastest delivery ever" when he came on to bowl - apparently one of the bails went over the keeper's head for 6
  4. Driving me, Scoffer and Russ to Wrexham to watch Bury and nearly getting us all killed pulling onto the motorway right in front of a lorry ...
  5. Glen Greenidge getting shot during a game

Top 5 cricket teas

  1. Asif's wife's curry, 2009 - wonderful!
  2. Glodwick's famous cakes - it was always good to bat second!
  3. Failsworth - a top spread
  4. Woodbank cup final 2008 - thank goodness we were playing a weak Westleigh, cos there was TONS
  5. Greenfield (usually after they've racked up 320 for 5)

Top 5 Moriarty Motivational Utterings 2009 (cheers, Mike)

  1. F*cking Hell Rowdy
  2. F*cking Hell Micky
  3. F*cking Hell Matt
  4. F*cking Hell Smiffy
  5. F*cking Hell Danny

Top 5 TSJ Christmas Songs

  1. Away in a Manger (the Fothergill and Harvey experience)
  2. Hit Your Toe and Whine (Doc P / Mike A practice night remix)
  3. O Little Town of Brandlesholme
  4. The Dilly and the Ivy
  5. Rowdy the Red Nosed Reindeer

Mike's Top 5 West Indians of the 70s

  1. Alvin Kallicharan
  2. Rohan Kanhai
  3. Roy Fredericks
  4. Clive Lloyd
  5. Andy Roberts

5 Things Rowdy Ought to Stick up his Jumper

  1. A bicycle
  2. The kitchen sink
  3. A pronunciation guide to Chew Brook Moor Chew Brook
  4. Roller skates
  5. A bulleted list of all his stories

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