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The Secret Diary of Mike Watts, Age 23 1/4

Late in August 2011, a document was passed to the club webmaster, marked "top secret - handle with care". Upon closer examination, it turned out to be a page from the diary of Mike Watts, aged 23 1/4. We reproduce the material therein for your reading pleasure.

Events recreated here are entirely fictitious, though they're probably actually all true

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